Thursday, January 31, 2013

top recent quotes to make a pregnant woman feel super good about themselves.

1. Carpet cleaning man- "So how many kids do you have?"
me- "just one, and then the one in my belly."
man- "oh so 1 1/2"
me- "well i'm due in two weeks so almost two!"
man- "oh wow! 2 weeks! Well I guess you're not that huge yet."

2. I was at a trampoline park with Colter and he got stuck in a foam pit and needed rescuing. I got in just fine, but when it came time to get out, I literally could not lift my leg up to get out. A lady also in the foam pit offered a boost and she said "Don't worry, i'm really strong."

3. I was washing my hands and my nephew looked at me and said "wow, you have a lot of belly overhang." Later in the night it was time to read books and he climbed up to his top bunk and then looked down at me and said, "well maybe we should read books on the couch tonight."

I guess this little lady is making herself a little more noticeable these days!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

that is hilarious....overhang...where did he get that word. I am not sure I can picture a lady pushing you out of pit1?????